Tales of the Weird: An Autumnal Festival

I’m looking forward to appearing at the British Library’s second annual Tales of the Weird festival, in an event that’s focusing on my new book for them, All the Fear of the Fair. Here are some details about the individual slot, though the whole weekend is packed full of some wonderful talks and panels:

15:30 – 16:45, SUNDAY 2 NOV. ALL THE FEAR OF THE FAIR
Edward Carey, Edward Parnell, Elf Lyons. With Kit Green

A new British Library Tales of the Weird collection edited by Ghostland author Edward Parnell has brought back to life sixteen enchanted, nightmarish tales of circus, spectacle and sideshow. Step right up if you dare as he is joined on stage by comedian and clown Elf Lyons and playwright and novelist Edward Carey, author of The Iremonger trilogy and Edith Holler, the tale of brilliant 12-year-old Edith who is cursed to never leave her family’s tumbledown theatre.

For further details including how to get in-person and online tickets please click here.

NEW BOOK: All the Fear of the Fair

Very excited to announce that my new book for the British Library’s Tales of the Weird series, All the Fear of the Fair: Uncanny Tales of Circus and Sideshow, is out today and available from all good book shops (and probably even some bad ones). Roll up, roll up!

Here’s a list of the 16 stories, all of which have an individual introduction (in addition to my general intro):

‘Hop-Frog’ by Edgar Allan Poe

‘Satan’s Circus’ by Eleanor Smith

‘Circus Child’ by Margery Lawrence

‘A High Dive’ by L. P. Hartley

‘Spurs’ by Tod Robbins

‘Waxworks’ by W. L. George

‘The Harlem Horror’ by Charles Birkin

‘Freak Show’ by Robert Silverberg

‘The Conjurer’ by Richard Middleton

‘The Vanishing Trick’ by Charles Davy

‘The Little Town’ by J. D. Beresford

‘The Extraordinarily Horrible Dummy’ by Gerald Kersh

‘Punch and Judy’ by Frederick Cowles

‘The Haunted Roundabout’ by ‘Simplex’

‘The Black Ferris’ by Ray Bradbury

‘The Swords’ by Robert Aickman

John Crome and Ithell Colquhoun books

I’d forgotten to mention that I’ve contributed to a couple of books earlier in the year. I wrote an introduction for the new edition of Ithell Colquhoun’s wonderful Cornish travelogue, The Living Stones, published by Pushkin Press.

And I also contributed a chapter to a new book celebrating the work of the Norwich School artist John Crome: Translating John Crome (published by the UEA Publishing Project).

Argonaut Books Event – Tues 19th Nov, 7PM

A quick note to say that I’m excited to have been invited to do an event with fellow British Library Tales of the Weird editor Daniel Pietersen (I am Stone: The Gothic Weird Tales of R. Murray Gilchrist) this coming Tuesday, 19th November at 7pm in the lovely Argonaut Books of Leith, Edinburgh.
 

With Halloween now vanished into the autumn mist and midwinter fast approaching, we will be chatting about ghostly seasonal tales, including those seminal 1970s BBC ‘A Ghost Story for Christmas’ adaptations. There will certainly be diggin’ ‘ere!

 
Tickets are free, but do need to be booked in advance. There’ll be refreshments available too, I’m told, and ample opportunity to buy some signed books for Christmas presents!

Ticket are available from the following link:

https://argonautbooks.co.uk/product/19th-november-ghost-stories-for-almost-christmas-dan-pietersen-edward-parnell-7pm/

‘Eerie East Anglia’ – a new Tales of the Weird anthology

EDIT: This page has been updated to reflect the book’s publication.

I’m excited about the new anthology I’ve curated and edited for the British Library’s Tales of the Weird series. It’s called Eerie East Anglia: Fearful Tales of Field and Fen and it was published in late August 2024. For further details and to buy on the BL website please click here.

As well as mostly vintage tales from the first half of the 20th century, the book also includes two more contemporary stories, by Matthew Holness (of Garth Marenghi and Possum fame – the original ‘Possum’ story is what we have here) and Daisy Johnson. There’s also an introduction from me, and headnotes for every one of the 17 stories.

‘The Borley Enigma’ – in full

I’ve written an article about Borley Rectory in the most-recent Yuletide Hauntings (Dec 2023) edition of the wonderful Hellebore magazine (there are some great other articles in the edition, so do check it out!).

Unfortunately, the spirits of that cursed residence must have decided to interfere in the design and printing process and cut out a chunk of text at the top of p.91 of the piece. In case anyone was confused, below (well, hopefully, unless the Rev. Bull has been at it again…) is the full text of the article, along with a few of my photos of Borley village.

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Dubbed “The Most Haunted House in England”, Borley Rectory has captivated the popular imagination since it rose to fame in the 1920s, at the heyday of ghost hunting. Edward Parnell, the author of Ghostland, journeys to the place where it once stood, remembering tales of ghostly nuns, phantom coaches, and otherworldly messages, pondering the weight of formative childhood books, and peeling back the layers of its haunted history. 

Its name has troubled me for nearly as long as I can remember. Since I first read about it in a favourite childhood book some four decades ago. There it was, staring out of the pages, complete with coloured illustrations and even a floorplan. 

The most haunted house in the world?

And in that formative moment I was certain it must be, despite the presence of the futile question mark that attempted to cast doubt on the grandiose claim which, already, had me hooked.

Borley

A name that should cause the heart rate of any similarly afflicted survivor (like myself) of the “haunted generation” to pick up its pace or to surrender the odd beat. Did the sound of the word, I wonder now, add to its allure? Evoking, perhaps, unhappy bawling spirits, or teenage offenders imprisoned in soul-beating borstals? Certainly, it was anything but boring.

Borley Rectory

Here it is in front of me once again, in my now-battered copy of the Usborne Guide to the Supernatural World: two double-page spreads detailing the peculiar goings-on that plagued the Rectory from its mid-Victorian construction to its fire-stoked end on a February evening in 1939. Four pages to precis a convoluted seventy-five-year saga that’s filled numerous full-length books, as well as several films and television programmes. Among them, the first volume dedicated to the eponymous religious residence of the nondescript Essex hamlet: The Most Haunted House in England: Ten Years’ Investigation of Borley Rectory (1940), written by England’s foremost self-styled “ghost-hunter” of the opening half of the 20th century, Harry Price. 

Bewitched by Borley, Price wrote a follow-up in 1946. The End of Borley Rectory was to be his final book (though he was working on a third on the subject), a heart attack less than eighteen months later, during the afternoon of Easter Monday 1948, offering him passage – should such a realm exist – to the spirit world. Ten years on, the so-called Borley Report, a sceptical hatchet job on Price’s investigations by Eric Dingwall, Mollie Goldney and Trevor Hall was published as The Haunting of Borley Rectory (1956). Still, Price’s reputation was at least somewhat rehabilitated over the following decades, with The Ghosts of Borley by Paul Tabori and Peter Underwood coming out in 1973, the same year the Reader’s Digest influential Folklore, Myths and Legends of Britain devoted an exaggerated two-page panel to the tale. 

Even now, almost a century on from its haunted heyday, new Borley books continue to come. The most recent to date is Sean O’Connor’s comprehensive 2022 review, another The Haunting of Borley Rectory, catchily subtitled The Story of a Ghost Story. O’Connor’s own obsession with the subject was fostered by another children’s classic of the supernatural, in his case The Hamlyn Book of Ghosts in Fact and Fiction (1978), whose garish cover depicts Borley’s flame-filled finale – complete with ghostly figures at an upper-floor window – loomed over by a terrifying gaping-mouthed, blank-eyed apparition and the bewildered nightdress-wearing victim at the heart of the happenings. No wonder O’Connor, and a whole generation, were captivated.

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With so much written about Borley, you’d think it’d be easy to pin down what may, or may not, have taken place. But it’s slippery and ambiguous. As, I suppose, any good ghost story should be.

For those not aware of the history of this haunted hamlet, here are the bare bones.

Built opposite the church and completed in 1863, the sprawling rectory was commissioned by the Reverend Henry Bull. It was an ordinary-looking – many say ugly, though I think that’s a little unfair – red-brick Victorian country dwelling, softened by a veranda overlooking the tennis lawn that spanned the space between the bay windows of the drawing and dining rooms; the distinctive eastern façade is recreated on the cover of my book Ghostland, so I feel I know it well. The unusual layout included a dreary internal courtyard, a small private chapel, extensive cellars, and various ill-lit corridors that connected the numerous rooms (around twenty-three, depending on how you count them).

Things were unpromising from the start: the death of a 17-year-old labourer, John Whyard – who drowned in the local river during the house’s construction – setting the tone for what was to come, and causing mutterings among the superstitious locals about bad omens. 

Classic English haunting tropes soon became associated with the new Rectory: a ghostly horse-drawn coach driven by two headless men was sighted by Harry Foyster Bull, the most-recent Rector (son of the house’s previous incumbent); the grounds were allegedly the site of an ancient plague pit; and, in July 1900, four of Harry’s sisters claimed to have together witnessed the figure of a nun walking through the garden in the gloaming, a tale that would become etched into Bull family folklore and oft-repeated over the next fifty years. 

Supernatural phenomena began to really ramp up, however, with the arrival of Eric Smith, an Anglo-Catholic from India who took over religious duties in 1928, following the death of the Reverend Harry Bull in the previous year. (Soon, Harry’s own restless spirit would be said to walk the house’s corridors.) Arriving as outsiders in a place accustomed to decades of the same family tending to their spiritual needs, the isolated rural parish must have come as something of a shock to Eric and his wife, Mabel. The by now rather outdated and difficult-to-upkeep Rectory would not have helped matters: cold, damp, rat-infested and without electricity, the mansion seemed perfect for a ghost or two. During their first days of residence, Mabel found the skull of a woman among a pile of rubbish in the library, which can’t have settled her nerves. Before long, peculiar noises, mysterious lights, moved objects and even the possible manifestation, once again, of the spectral nun had all occurred. 

In desperation, the Smiths wrote to their daily newspaper, the Mirror, for advice, keen to have the Rectory investigated by a respected psychical research organisation. What they were to unleash was a tabloid furore – with hundreds of drunken sightseers descending on the grounds of the house, desperate for a glimpse of the nun or the ghostly carriage – and, crucially, the introduction into this strange narrative of ghost-hunter extraordinaire, Harry Price. A charismatic, self-made “psychic detective” who started off as a travelling salesman and would later drive a Rolls-Royce, Price was to become one of the two central figures in the Borley story – a story which was to dominate the next two decades of his life, and to cause endless controversy after his death.

The Smiths did not last long in the dank, dated house, replaced in the summer of 1930 by another expat couple, this time arriving from Canada: the 52-year-old Reverend Lionel Foyster (a cousin of the Bulls) and his glamourous, soon to be notorious, 31-year-old wife, Marianne. With the entrance onto the stage of the Foysters, poltergeistic activities in the Rectory spiked (as did extra-marital affairs and things that go bump in the night of a different nature) – with increasingly violent episodes directed at Marianne, and mysterious scribbled messages appearing on the walls that surely were to provide inspiration for Shirley Jackson’s 1959 horror masterpiece The Haunting of Hill House

marianne please help get

A brief reference in the fourth chapter of her US-set novel demonstrates Jackson’s knowledge of the Essex events, when Dr. John Montague – something of a Harry Price figure – states: “The cold spot in Borley Rectory only dropped eleven degrees”. Among a number of other similarities, both houses also shared a Blue Room: the protagonist Eleanor’s bedroom in Hill House and the Rectory’s most notorious space in (un)real life. 

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It’s a luminous July afternoon as I negotiate my car along the winding lanes that lead from Foxearth past countless ripening cereal fields. Dog-legging back on itself, the road rises gently from the floodplain of the River Stour. Beneath a red shield bearing three notched cutlasses – the flag of Essex – reads the village sign.

BORLEY
Reduce Your Speed

An avenue of trees obscures the view to the north; opposite are various smartly kept bungalows, with well-tended lawns and white-painted picket fences. 

And now, before me stands the church. Across the tarmac, half-hidden by a wall and overgrown hedge, is the red-brick Rectory Cottage. Constructed of similar materials, it’s a building that was already here when Henry Bull built his new Victorian home, and which used to abut the Rectory; I’ve seen an old photo taken from the church tower showing how the two houses once crowded against each other at an awkward angle. Indeed, in 1937 one of Harry Price’s investigative helpers, Major Douglas-Home, noted how: “Owing to the shape of the courtyard & the position of cottage, every sound made at cottage was magnified at least 5 times in the main house.”

© Edward Parnell, 2023

I pull into the small parking area and turn off my car’s engine. Those same fields I earlier passed now fall away down the slope in a panoramic vista of yellowed wheat, swaying trees, and occasional half-hidden buildings. On a dead-straight path that leads through a large corn field is a distant, silhouetted figure. 

Man, woman, or perhaps scarecrow. I can’t be sure.

© Edward Parnell, 2023

It’s strange it has taken me so long to visit. Not, I think, because of any trepidation on my part: I’ve always been more Scully than Mulder. No, more because the village seems so very far off the beaten track, tucked away on this Essex-Suffolk boundary so that you have to be making a concerted effort to get here; the City of London lies seventy miles to the southwest by road and although there is a working station in the nearby market town of Sudbury, its trains run only to Marks Tey outside Colchester.

A real house on the borderland (only without William Hope Hodgson’s otherworldly swine-creatures).

Now I am finally here there’s the question of what to do… I’d attempted, through a friend, to make contact with the warden of the church, but he’d had no response despite earlier successful correspondence. I’ll have to trust my luck, though I’m not hopeful. I step along the block-paved avenue than runs tangentially to the church, each side guarded by unkempt cone-shaped yews. It’s a little claustrophobic, but perhaps I am thinking back too much to the malevolent topiary in Stephen King’s The Shining or, closer to home, the life-imbued bushes of Lucy Boston’s The Children of Green Knowe

© Edward Parnell, 2023

Rounding the corner it is as I suspected might be the case: a locked mesh screen guards the church’s 15th-century porch. Inside, I see a stack of stored fold-up tables; a poster on the sturdy wooden inner door advertises a coffee morning and “Sharpening Solutions” event in three weeks’ time – where parishioners can obtain “quality blade sharpening at affordable prices”. I wander off-piste, around the building’s west, then north side. Poking up out of the straggly grass – it’s been a while since it was mowed – is a lone purple flower, a pyramidal orchid; the boundary of the graveyard is lined by mature horse chestnut trees, though all of their leaves are pockmarked, brown and dying, victims of thousands of tiny, near-invisible leaf-miner moths. Coming back into the open, I notice a mortsafe that, almost gibbet-like, cages a grave. 

To keep people out, or its occupant within, I wonder. 

© Edward Parnell, 2023

It’s disappointing not to have been able to enter the church, as it is one of the few tangible links to the past world of the Rectory – what with so many of the story’s players having preached and worshipped within its whitewashed walls. The place has also, in the Rectory’s absence, taken on something of that notorious house’s mantle, with various anomalous sightings and occurrences reported inside. Before my visit, a close friend regaled me with a vivid childhood memory she recalled from a November Sunday in the early 1970s: an outing here with her sister and parents resulted in her experiencing an overwhelming intuition of malevolence and dread – and the strong sense of an unseen presence in the pulpit. The family fled shortly after entering, her physically shaking younger sister having to be led out by the hand. Today, however, in this topiary-adorned country churchyard, I feel nothing of the sort. 

It seems a peaceful space to me. 

Quiet, apart from the breeze that buffets the sickly conker trees. I am tempted to imagine the birds are being preternaturally silent. But I should know better – it is the middle of a windy July afternoon, never a time alive with birdsong.

What is noticeably odd, however, is the state of the graves of two of the main protagonists in the Rectory legend, the Reverend Harry Bull and his sister Dodie. Both have been vandalised – apparently by ghost hunters wanting a souvenir – their once-tall headstone crosses smashed off, leaving them unfinished and bereft. Above Harry’s final resting place it also appears as if someone has dug down and removed some of the soil, though perhaps (if I am being generous) a deer might have been responsible. 

I find a clue on the nearby noticeboard: a fluorescent green sign warns that CCTV is in operation and that the police have the power to intervene and question anyone in the vicinity. 

© Edward Parnell, 2023

“Access is not permitted after sundown,” it states ominously.

Later, I learn that drug dealers apparently operate in the churchyard after dark, claiming to be ghost hunters if their presence is questioned by police. And in a scene that could be straight out of The Wicker Man, visiting couples have been known, supposedly, to fornicate on top of the graves. It’s little wonder the surroundings have such a feeling of unfriendliness, and explains why there are so many signs warning that gardens are private, or that security cameras are in operation. 

Clearly, I realise, I’m not going to get a fond welcome if I knock on the door of Rectory Cottage.

Instead, I head east along the boundary of the Rectory’s former garden, parallel to the so-called Nun’s Walk where the grey-clad figure was said to stroll. Two concrete griffins gaze out from a neighbouring wall, impassive guardians which remind me of the stone lions Eleanor sees on her fateful journey to that other afflicted abode, in The Haunting of Hill House. I look out across the corner of lawn that lies behind the closed gate.

Nothing. Just a pied wagtail, fluttering in monochrome. 

But I am not disappointed, I didn’t expect anything more. Borley, with its phantom rectory, remains a haunted place. 

And whatever might walk here, walks alone. 

© Edward Parnell, 2023

It was upon a Lammas night…

As it’s Lammas today, I thought it appropriate to do a quick post about an upcoming illustrated Zoom talk I’m giving for The Viktor Wynd Museum and The Last Tuesday Society.

It’s titled It Was Upon a Lammas Night: Summerisle and The Wicker Man and is taking place on Thursday 14 September 2023 at 8pm UK time. In it, I’ll explore the real Scottish locations that make up the geography of the fictional Summerisle in the film, as well as talking about local history, folklore and the film itself. If you can’t make it live on the night then the event will be recorded for ticket-holders and a link sent the next day giving you a couple of weeks to catch up with it. There will be an audience Q&A session at the end, too.

I’m really looking forward to this, as it’s a great chance to revisit the time I spent in Dumfries and Galloway in Scotland researching The Wicker Man for Ghostland. I’ve also more recently visited other locations used in the film at Plockton up on the West Coast and the Isle of Skye.

Ticket details here.

Come of your own free will to the appointed place…

A New Year’s Eve ghost story…

New Year’s Eve is here, a night that features in an excellent ghost story by R. H. Malden, ‘Between Sunset and Moonrise’. I’ve written a short piece about it below, but to avoid spoilers you might want to read the original story first. It can be found on Project Gutenberg, here at: https://gutenberg.net.au/ebooks06/0605461h.html

A Fenland drove. © Edward Parnell

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Richard Henry Malden trod the same educational path as his mentor and friend, M. R. James, swapping Eton for King’s College in 1895. After graduating from Cambridge he became a deacon in Manchester, eventually rising to the rank of the Dean of Wells in 1933, a role he served until just before his death in 1951. R. H. Malden published only one collection of supernatural tales, Nine Ghosts, which was brought out during WWII by James’s publisher Edward Arnold, who made grand claims on the dustjacket: “Dr James has found his successor in the Dean of Wells.” 

Malden’s own introduction was more modest:

“It was my good fortune to know Dr James for more than thirty years… Sufficient time has now elapsed since Dr James’s death to make some attempt to continue the tradition admissible or even welcome to his friends and readers. It is as such that these stories have been collected and revised now. They are in some sort a tribute to his memory, if not comparable to his work.”

Dustjacket of R. H. Malden's 'Nine Ghosts'

Perhaps because of it being set in the Fens landscape of my boyhood, one of the stories in Nine Ghosts stands out to me: the atmospherically named ‘Between Sunset and Moonrise’. It utilises a typical M. R. Jamesian device of having a scholar uncover some papers that shed light on a previous mystery – in this case an unpublished posthumous testimony by the scholar’s late friend on the reasons behind his nervous breakdown and subsequent flight from his tenure as vicar of a remote Fenland parish, not far, we are told, from Cambridge. 

The unnamed vicar, who thereafter “was never the man he had been”, goes on to deliver his account of the events that led to his unnatural fear of these flush fields. We learn of the aquiline-nosed Mrs Vries, an old local woman who a couple of centuries before “might have had some difficulty in proving that she was not a witch”. Her residence, a decaying cottage at the end of a muddy drove, a quarter of a mile from her nearest neighbour and three miles from the nearest paved road or shop, is not easy to reach, and our vicar undertakes his occasional parish duty to visit her with a certain trepidation. On the afternoon in question, New Year’s Eve, he decides to get the dreaded task out of the way. After three knocks Mrs Vries finally answers her bolted door, and begrudgingly invites the priest inside.

On the table in front of him is the Bible, opened to the Book of Tobit – a slice of biblical apocrypha that MRJ translated in 1929 – and the story of Sarah and the fiend Asmodeus, the “worst of demons”. Asmodeus is a demon of lust, and tortures Sarah in the Book of Tobit by killing seven successive husbands on her wedding night, before the couple have had a chance to consummate the marriage. He is a fiend of whom James would have approved, a figure literally hell-bent on keeping sex out of the story. 

Depiction of Asmodaeus from J.A.S. Collin de Plancy’s Dictionnaire Infernal (Paris, 1863).

Leaving the nervous-seeming Mrs Vries, our vicar heads into the darkness of the late afternoon and his lonely walk home. A dense fog has enveloped his route and part-way back he hears a snort somewhere beside him, thinking it must be a cow in his way. However, he can see no sign of the animal and assumes it must be on the other side of the hedge. I can sympathise, as a few years ago while winter birdwatching on the marshes of the River Yare east of Norwich my car broke down at dusk on a track not dissimilar to that in the story. I had to wait for two hours in gathering gloom – my car battery had given up the ghost – for the RAC van to arrive; the night was coal-black when it did, and the mechanic nearly fell into the trackside ditch when a loud coughing emerged from the adjacent darkness. A herd of cattle had snuck up for a closer look at what we were up to, invisible to us until he illuminated them in his torchlight. I’d earlier been startled by their sounds, so could display cool indifference. In the story, however, the noise the narrator tells himself is the squelch of a hoof is only the opening of the horror to come:

“When I started again I saw that the fog seemed to be beginning to clear, though I could not feel a breath of air. But instead of thinning in the ordinary way it merely rolled back a little on either hand, producing an effect which I had never seen before. Along the sides of the drove lay two solid banks of white, with a narrow passage clear between them. This passage seemed to stretch for an interminable distance, and at the far end I ‘perceived’ a number of figures.”

These figures coalesce as they approach, merging into one awful vision of “intense malignity”. The narrator understandably collapses, feeling suffocated as the creature passes through and over him, with Malden painting a terrifying image of his character’s whole being becoming enveloped by the entity. Somehow, though, he manages to struggle home, the mist now clearing and the moon emerged. He overhears his housekeeper commenting to one of the maids about the folly of being “about the droves after dark” before he retires to bed, spending the next day there too as a result of a newly caught marshland chill.

When, finally, he arises on the following morning he learns that Mrs Vries has been found dead. The local constable had forced the back door to discover the lady sitting, stone cold, in a large wooden armchair, her fingers prised around her arm. A breath away another empty chair was facing her, its cushions “flattened down as it had been occupied recently by a solid personage”. The post-mortem showed that the woman’s heart was in poor shape, but the doctor informs the narrator that “if anyone ever died of fright, she did”. As the last person to see her alive, the vicar gives his evidence at the inquest: “I did not mention that the second armchair had stood in a corner of the room during my visit, and that I had not occupied it.” More odd facts and occurrences emerge, and we are left in little doubt as to the fate that has befallen the doomed lady, the youth who found her body commenting (in a turn of phrase that surely is a direct nod to a similar one utilised by a terrified boy in M. R. James’s ‘Oh, Whistle, And I’ll Come To You, My Lad’) that: 

“there was right houses and there was wrong houses – not to say persons – and that, they, had been after her for a long time.”